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20 KILLER KUNG FU FLICKS
Shaw-less Martial Arts Nuggets For Voracious Appetites
BILL WOOD | AUGUST 30, 2022
If you've read my reviews of Shawscope Vol. 1 and Shawscope Vol. 2, you'll know the most acclaimed '70s kung fu movies were produced by Shaw Brothers Studios. Of course they can't all be classics, and many of films we watched back in the day fell a bit short of the lofty standards set by the Shaws.
Some of the films on this list are legitimately awesome, others not so much. Most fall under the category of guilty pleasure, and none were produced by Shaw Brothers or feature the immortal Bruce Lee. Far from a "Best Of" list, I'm simply shedding light on a few grindhouse gems that I find entertaining, despite (or perhaps because of) their lo-fi production standards and godawful English dubbing.
Protip: If you're hungry for old-school kung fu flicks and haven't subscribed to Wu Tang Collection on YouTube, you'll want to do that. Free streaming services such as Tubi also have more kung fu than you can shake a bo stick at.
Movie synopses are from imdb.com, with updates and comments where applicable. Poster art by yours truly. - BW
Master of the Flying Guillotine (1976)
Directed by Jimmy Wang Yu
Starring Jimmy Wang Yu
Synopsis: After his students are killed by a one-armed boxer, a vengeful and blind kung fu expert travels to a village where a martial arts contest is being held and vows to behead his nemesis.
Guillotine sits high atop my non-Shaw kung fu list, not because it's the best of the lot (there are technically better films on this list), but because it's Jimmy Wang Yu at his most absurdly creative and just a load of fun in general. Evil ninjas, arrogant Thai kickboxers and impossibly long-limbed yoga masters abound, all waiting to do mortal damage to our limb-deprived hero.
The One-Armed Boxer (1972)
Directed by Jimmy Wang Yu
Starring Jimmy Wang Yu
Synopsis: After his schoolmate and master are killed and he loses an arm, student Tien Lung has to learn the art of one-arm boxing.
The prequel to Guillotine is every bit as inventive and action-packed. In fact, it's a toss-up as to which is the more entertaining film. Guillotine barely edges out Boxer in my opinion, but your mileage may vary. Both films feature some of the best rogues galleries you'll find in a kung fu film.
Born Invincible (1978)
Directed by Joseph Kuo
Starring Carter Wong
Synopsis: Two warlord chiefs—a tonfa wielder who can destroy an opponent's weapon and a Tai Chi expert that is impervious to weapons— send a pair of assassins to kill an old master swordsman who has given up fighting.
Carter Wong is primarily known to Western audiences as the lightning warlord in Big Trouble In Little China, but he enjoyed a lengthy career in kung fu movies well before that. Wong typically played the hero, but in Born Invincible he is at his dastardly best.
7 Grandmasters (1977)
Directed by Joseph Kuo
Starring Lee Yi Min, Jack Long, Mark Long
Synopsis: An aging martial arts sifu is gifted a plaque from the emperor declaring him the kung fu world champion. Unsure if he is deserving of the title, he embarks on a journey to defeat seven grandmasters.
A terrific and under-appreciated film from Joseph Kuo, one of the essential masters of classic kung fu cinema. His name appears several times on this list.
Kung Fu from Beyond the Grave (1983)
Directed by Chiu Lee
Starring Billy Chong, Lo Lieh
Synopsis: The gates of hell open to let out the ghosts of the dead. Chun Sing is visited by his deceased father, who tells the young man that his enemy is a priest who commands the dark forces of black magic. Luckily, Chun Sing gets help from a magic book, a group of friendly ghosts, and a house full of hookers.
Read that synopsis again. If that doesn't do it for you, I should also mention that Dracula shows up. Makes a great double-bill with another Billy Chong kung-horror classic, Kung Fu Zombies.
Shaolin vs. Lama (1983)
Directed by Tso Nam Lee
Starring Alexander Rei Lo
Synopsis: Skilled fighter Sung Li Ting is looking for a kung fu master who can beat him in battle and teach him new techniques. Shaolin monk Shao Si Yer introduces Sung Li to the Shaolin teachings, but Sung Li is not allowed to enter the school until the return of a Lama monk who stole a secret scroll containing every known fighting style from the monastery 12 years earlier.
P.S.: Phoenix easily wins the Grand Prize for Best Kung Fu Bad Guy Outfit.
Shaolin Invincible Sticks (1978)
Directed by Tso Nam Lee
Starring Ji-Lung Chang
Synopsis: Wong Tao is the soon-to-be-leader of the Invincible Sticks Clan, but the Air Splitting Pole Fighter opposes his quest for control of the group.
Dance of the Drunk Mantis (1979)
Directed by Yuen Woo-ping
Starring Yuen Siu-tien
Synopsis: Drunken boxing master Beggar So must train his bumbling son in order to take on a rival drunken boxing master and his student.
Any movie featuring Yuen Siu-tien in his drunken master role deserves to be on this list, it's one of the more iconic roles in kung fu history. The drinking duel with his nemesis (who employs the drunken mantis style!) has to be seen to be believed.
The Invincible Armour (1977)
Directed by See-Yuen Ng
Starring Hwang Jang-lee
Synopsis: A corrupt official frames a man for murder. The man studies a martial arts style that makes his body as strong as iron so that he can counter the official's own incredible fighting skills.
Fun fact: The traditional white-haired kung fu master is typically based on the "Pai Mei" character, which in turn is based off the real-life historical figure of Bak Mei.
The Super Kung Fu Fighter (1978)
Directed by Yang Sun
Starring Fei Meng, Carter Wong
Synopsis: A bevy of top fighters attempt to rule the martial world using the rarest styles. Master Ko is in possession of a highly-coveted sword that can cut through anything and become invisible. One day, the master is killed and the sword is stolen.
The Mystery of Chess Boxing (1979)
Directed by Joseph Kuo
Starring Kuan Wu-lung
Synopsis: A supposedly dead, embittered former official seeks revenge on the martial arts masters that once opposed him. His name is infamous and his Five Elements fighting style is deadly. Meanwhile, a young man joins a martial arts school in order to take revenge on the man who killed his father.
One of the better non-Shaws out there, and another Joseph Kuo gem. Plus you get two Wu Tang references in one film, what more could you ask for?
Fighting of Shaolin Monks (1976)
Directed by ???
Starring ???
Synopsis: A female martial-arts fighter goes up against an evil Shaolin priest who has aligned himself with the Devil. Monk Tamo travels from India preaching peace and Buddhism.
Details are sketchy as this movie is rare and often gets confused with a similarly-titled movie (Killer Priest). This is the one with the balding Buddhist priest, where Wu Tang Clan's Killah Priest got his nickname.
The Dragon's Snake Fist (1979)
Directed by Godfrey Ho
Starring Dragon Lee
Synopsis: Two highly acclaimed martial arts schools see their centuries-old rivalry explode.
The only movie on this list featuring Dragon Lee, of many Bruce Lee clones during the late '70s Bruceploitation era. Bruceploitation films are often considered the lowest of the low for kung fu movie fans, but there are a few decent ones out there, and at least Dragon Lee carries the mantle well.
Snake in the Eagle's Shadow (1978)
Directed by Woo Ping Yuen
Starring Jackie Chan
Synopsis: An orphan has been raised at a kung fu school, where he is treated as target practice for the students. He has a life-changing experience after helping an old beggar.
Is it cheating to put a Jackie Chan movie on a "guilty pleasure" list? It hardly matters when the movie is this great. Which brings us to...
Drunken Master (1978)
Directed by Woo Ping Yuen
Starring Jackie Chan
Synopsis: A mischievous yet righteous young man suffers a series of incidents, leaving his frustrated father no choice but to leave him under the tutelage of a master of the drunken martial arts.
Drunken Master is a kung fu classic no matter how you slice it. Equal parts Bruce Lee and Buster Keaton, Jackie Chan's early movies are a wonder to behold. Same goes for the sequel, which was released as Legend of the Drunken Master in the States.
Seven Men of Kung Fu (1978)
Directed by Chang Hung
Starring Chang Yi, Lo Lieh
Synopsis: A red-haired constable is deployed by the Manchus to round up all the Ming loyalists and eliminate them.
I had to include this flick on my list after watching it, it's just too bizarre to ignore. Actually, the movie itself would be fairly unremarkable were it not for the flamboyant villain, who sports a wig the color of Cherry Kool-Aid, has an enormous killer hawk for a companion, and is followed by a sorceress and a jiangshi (Chinese zombie).
Hitman in the Hand of Buddha (1981)
Directed by Hwang Jang Lee
Starring Hwang Jang Lee
Synopsis: A country bumpkin arrives to help his brother's rice business. Things get out of hand while a rival company becomes corrupt.
Hwang Jang Lee is better known for his villainous roles in kung fu flicks such as The 36 Deadly Styles and Snake in the Eagle's Shadow, but—as this movie proves—he makes for a fine heroic actor and director as well.
The 18 Bronzemen (1976)
Directed by Joseph Kuo
Starring Carter Wong
Synopsis: During the Qing dynasty, the young son of a Ming dynasty general is sent to the Shaolin Temple to learn martial arts so that he may seek revenge for his dead father. But first he must endure the test of the temple's legendary 18 Bronzemen.
You had me at "kung fu disciples vs. bronze warrior statues." Add Carter Wong to the mix and I'm 100% sold.
Fun fact: The further you indulge in kung fu b-movie culture, the more you realize that Joseph Kuo is the man. Not only did he direct many of the films on this list, he also wrote the score for Quentin Tarantino's Death Proof.
The Fatal Flying Guillotines (1977)
Directed by Raymond Lui
Starring Carter Wong
Synopsis: A young fighter confronts a rogue kung fu master armed with weapons capable of severing heads from 100 feet away.
What's deadlier than a flying guillotine? How about two?!? Despite the blatant cash-in on guillotine-mania, this movie manages to entertain with a compelling plot, some brilliant set and costume design, and intense fight choreography.
The Magnificent Butcher (1979)
Directed by Yuen Woo-ping
Starring Sammo Hung
Synopsis: A hot-headed young butcher, who is also a kung fu disciple, gets embroiled in a feud with a rival shaolin temple.
Like Jackie Chan, it hardly seems fair adding a Sammo Hung movie to this list. Westerners may recognize Hung from the short-lived CBS drama Martial Law, but his storied career in kung fu cinema is the stuff of legend.
Of Hung's earliest films, Butcher is a must-see. The credits read like a who's who of classic kung fu, including future The Matrix and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon fight guru Yuen Woo-Ping, and Tak-Hing Kwan reprising his role as the legendary Wong Fei-Hung, the single-most important name in early martial arts cinema.
The 36 Deadly Styles (1979)
Directed by Joseph Kuo
Starring Hwang Jang Lee, Jack Long
Synopsis: A villain and his henchmen cause problems for good guy Wah-jee, pretty soy-milk seller Tsui-jee and her father.
If there was a sub-genre for "bad wig kung fu," this movie would be at the top of the heap. We're talking some really awful hairpieces here! Bonus points if you can spot Bloodsport baddie Bolo Yeung underneath a mess of brown knitting yarn.
This flick isn't exactly Joseph Kuo's best moment, mainly because the comedy falls flat. Still, there are plenty of kung fu stars and the action is great. If you're on a Joseph Kuo kick (pun fully intended) I'd put this one just behind the others on this list.
Eagle's Claw (1978)
Directed by Tso Nam Lee
Starring Chi Kwan Chun, Wong Tao
Synopsis: The Eagle's Claw and Praying Mantis schools are rivals. When the Mantis attacks the Eagles and kills their head teacher, the Eagle's prized student joins the Mantis.
Some fans rate kung fu movies based on the plot, others the fight choreography. I tend to rate them based on the villain's wardrobe, so this movie ranks fairly high as you can see!
Actually, the movie itself is solid as well, great fights and a surprisingly tight storyline. Definitely worth checking out.
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